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redfaced · Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Posts: 1

So, she walks in on me nude, drags me into the room where everyone else is, and they all see me nude, Im sure uve already seen that story.
Anyway, at one point, they were all whispering together, and I couldnt hear.

Anyway, I soon found out...
All the girls came up to me, and surrounded me, except Emma...

then she kissed me, but she was squeezing my crotch and stroking me at the same time
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ladydi · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject:

So now you were blind folded? You add on here dont make sense and show more evidence of a BS story just adding to your fantasy
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Simbasabrina · Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

Momma · Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 492

How do you get squeezed and stroked at the same time? Unless she is really pulling on it...
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ladydi · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:

Momma · Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 492

Tug of war maybe? Pull as hard as you can, and to make sure your hand doesnt slip off, you have to squeeze as tightly as you possibly can.... Hmmm.... new kind of torture?
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Ruth · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject:

Use sandpaper in the palm of your hand and your hand won't slip off. But maybe it should?

Or BETTER yet. Put red pepper jiuce on your hand. You all remember the story ot my friend's husband eating red hot peppers and not washing his hand before urinating??????

Momma, why did you mention torture? We could go on all day talking about different ways to do it.
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