The following story was submitted anonymously:

My boyfriend and I were hanging out at his house one night, celebrating our 2 month anniversary. We had a nice dinner, and after that we were just relaxing on his couch and getting comfy.

Things started to heat up, and before you knew it, we were both naked and on the floor. There was a can of whip cream on the table and he suggested we have some fun with it. He sprayed me with the stuff and was just about to lick it of when his huge dog came running in.

He jumped on me and knocked my boyfriend over and started licking the whip cream off of me! Suddenly as if things werent bad enough, we heard my boyfriends parents’ car pulling up in the garage. My boyfriend threw his boxers on, and right after that, his parents walked in on us!

It must have looked so bad, it looked like i was recieving oral sex from the dog! It was a pretty bad situation, but I got out of there right after that. From that day I have never been able to look his parents in the eye!

The following story was submitted anonymously:

My fiance and I had been out one night with friends. We had been eating some spicy food and drinking a few Mickies.

We decided that it was time to head home shortly after everyone had calmed down. Once we got home, we headed straight for the bedroom. We started with a lot of kissing and feeling until we eventually got into the position where we could pleasure each other orally.

We were really starting to get into each other when I was about to orgasm. Suddenly, my fiance buried his face in me and the next thing I kew, I farted this horrible, deathly fart right in his face.

I didn’t mean to, but it happened. He jumped like a scared cat. Straight up and over. Then he stopped and looked at me and asked me if I felt better. I didn’t, because all I could think of was finding somewhere to hide. I will never forget this moment because it was sooo embarrassing!!

The following story was submitted anonymously:

I’m female 25 years old. My most embarrassing situation happened a few years ago when I was in college. My roomie had gone away for the weekend and I was alone. One evening, after drinking a little wine at a party I came back to my room and decided to masturbate. I locked my door, stripped naked, put on my earphones (blasting) and went to it with a vibrator!

What I didn’t know was that my roomie thought I was also going to be gone for the weekend, and gave her key to a friend in case the friend “got lucky”. I was in the middle of my “work-out”, my headset blasting, my eyes squeezed shut, when the door opened and a girl and a guy walked in!

They stood, frozen in shock while I lay writhing on the bed. I didn’t hear or see them! After what could only have been a few seconds, something made me open my eyes! I almost had a heart attack! They mumbled an apology and ran out! I seriously considered a transfer.

Have you ever been on a really, rrrreally bad blind date? Or have you tried to do something really sexy in bed but then ended up all twisted up like a circus monkey? We want to know. We NEED to know!

No sexual fantasies please. We don’t want to hear what you think about when you “love yourself” (ahem) . We’re only interested in actual, true, honest to goodness stories of what actually happened in your life, not some creepy fantasy about how your sister did it with your dog while you were hanging from the chandeliers.

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