Last night I went to a mate’s place for drinks and over indulged and comaed out in their bathroom. It is pretty much a guarantee that if you coma you are going to wake up the next morning minus your eyebrows.

So early this morning I woke up on my mate’s couch (I had been dragged from the bathroom to the couch). It was still dark and the flat was quiet so I guessed they were still in town. I could feel that there was something hairy taped to my upper lip. As I was naked it didn’t take me long to realise what had happened.

My mates had stripped me naked and shaved off my pubic and armpit hair. They had rolled the hair up like a moustache and had taped it to my lip. I also had large penises and noughts and crosses drawn all over me.

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When they had finished their fun they were nice enough to put a blanket over me. They were all disappointed that they weren’t there to see me wake up as I had showered by the time they got home from town. It is pretty gross to wake up with your own pubic and armpit hair taped to your face but I would think it would be grosser to touch someone else’s pubic hair.