Q: What’s John Denver’s favorite drink?
A: Ocean Spray

Due to the Don Imus controversy, there will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this
year, because no one wants to wear the banner that says, IDAHO.

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, “Honey, can I have a quickie?”

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women’s rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, “George, its pronounced ‘quiche’.”
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(I have been saving some jokes for the “Return of The Embarrassing Moments” forum.)

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she’s in love.

Hillary said, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”

Chelsea said, “Not according to Dad.”