Have you ever been on a really, rrrreally bad blind date? Or have you tried to do something really sexy in bed but then ended up all twisted up like a circus monkey? We want to know. We NEED to know!

No sexual fantasies please. We don’t want to hear what you think about when you “love yourself” (ahem) . We’re only interested in actual, true, honest to goodness stories of what actually happened in your life, not some creepy fantasy about how your sister did it with your dog while you were hanging from the chandeliers.

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