Admit it… at least once in your life you thought you’d secretly and quietly let out a fart, only for some jerk to yell, “damn, what died in here? Did you just fart?”

Don’t you hate that?

Or what about the most lethal of all farts, the liquid fart? You know, when you think you’re farting and -surprise- there’s a little something extra in your panties. Whoopsie!

No, no, don’t pretend this kind of thing has never happened to you! We all know it did. Admit it!

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